'Ahoy mates! The name's Blackbones, Captain Blacbones.' The new teacher had a black patch over one eye and his bread hung in dark curls. He was not like any teacher that Class 4 had ever seen. They hoped he would stay. Miss Lupin, the Head, was not so sure . . .
Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He''s full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it''s trouble you''re after, look no further – Bertie''s sure to be up to his neck in it. Bertie devises a new scheme for making filthy lucre, has a sickly time at the fairground and manages to teach a toddler her first word: Bum!
Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he samples life as a swashbuckling pirate, cooks up a storm in the poshest restaurant in town, and teams up with Dad at the School Sports Day in an attempt to beat Royston Rich!